Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Champagne sunday and vegan cream sauce: Heaven help me!

You might notice a change here at Hail's Kitchen. What do you think? I don't know. It seems a bit busy. While I think the cutting board is cute, it is a little distracting. I would love to hear what you all think! You, friends, have to look at it; I really spend most of my time on the back-end of the site, which is white and boring. Send me an email if you don't want to post a comment, hailskitchen@gmail.com. Pretty please, I would love your feedback! Also, it's about time to change to change the masthead. Yes?

Below are photos from the foodfest at my lovely friends Lisa and Haigen's house. I get to go to Ireland to witness these two lovebirds get married in September. I can hardly contain my excitement and anticipation for the occasion. In fact, I watch these two in dumbfounded admiration -- they suit each other so perfectly, with such ease and humor and love. When I grow up, not only do I want to be a noodle stocker in Twin Falls, but I want a relationship like these two: seamless. Lisa, there better be a BIG box of tissues for me, because I will be sobbing elephant-sized happy tears on September 29. Hope the left lane driving is going well. xoxo

Camera-shy Bella.

I will gladly be Lisa's sous chef any day.

Very coy.

Pink. My favorite champagne EVER.
Makes for delicious mimosas.




I have friends who have mandatory champagne Sundays.
I think I may adopt the tradition.
My papers will be fantastic!


Baby bellas. Bella indeed.

Red hash-brown potatoes from scratch. Yes, ma'am.

I have range envy. Do you see the middle burner in use? Humina humina.

The goods for the worlds' best cream sauce.
Hollandaise sauce: you've just been replaced.
That little baggy contains nutritional yeast. WOW!
Stuff is of the Gods.


This bad boy required a knife and fork.

Pop on over to Lisa's newest blog -- woman has about 37 -- Sooo Vegan And You Don't Even Know It, she beautifully documented our meal. Plus, she has a wicked sense of humor and writes for real, for a paycheck. Lucky. You really have to try the cream sauce. It is revolutionary! Nutritional yeast will reappear soon. I am dying to try an "alfredo" sauce that stars cashews and nutritional yeast. Best get yourself to your local bulk-food section and buy some, because you're gonna like it!

Monday, March 29, 2010

I heart fake chicken

Before I begin I must confess something: I have eaten nearly an entire container of lightly salted peanuts inadvertently for dinner. While uploading photos for this and subsequent posts, I have managed to down nearly the whole damn thing. Holy hell, Hailey! Do you see now why I cannot have items like potato chips or Harper's Bread within my reach? I will eat them. In. One. Sitting.

I had a great plan of making VEGAN bolognese for dinner and then a bottle of wine was opened, I found the jar of peanuts, and I settled in. Damn you temptress peanuts. I blame the wine.

Moving on. No one cares to hear about my weakness for salty snacks or red wine. However, I am sure you were all waiting with bated breath to hear about my spring break at the senior center. It was awesome. Jello shots abounded. Wet t-shirt contests everyday at 3 p.m. Those seniors knew how to party. I am exhausted.

Really and truly? It was fine. Was I happy to spend my entire spring break inside, on my rump drinking water-flavored coffee? No, not really. In fact, I was so brain-dead when we finished on Friday I tucked myself in for a nap. I slept for THREE and HALF HOURS. Needless to say, the battery needed some recharging.

A quick trip to Salt Lake/Park City also recharged my very drained spirit. I need a week or more to do a Salt Lake visit properly to see everyone, but hey, I'll take what I can get.

My happy-Hailey-meter was at an all time high after some quality baby snuggle time with my favorite baby girl, Eve Harlow, and her carbon-copy mom. I am so bummed I don't have any pictures. She is stunning, as is her mamma. I followed one special moment up with another with one of my other favorite ladies, Lisa, and a trip to my FAVORITE restaurant in SLC: Shanghai Cafe. Fake chicken. Fake chicken. Fake chicken. Fake chicken. Fake chicken. Fake chicken. Did I mention, fake chicken?

I had a curry noodle salad with fake chicken and egg rolls. I am certain my eyes rolled in the back of my head in bliss. BLISS. Lisa was equally happy with her spicy vegetarian noodle soup. The next day we made a vegan breakfast that was so delicious I want to italicize and capitalize everything. I am going to hold off on bombarding you with the awesomeness that was my very brief SLC/PC jaunt, and I'll save some for later.

Until then, here's a taste of my previous life of eating fake chicken at least once a week:

Sweet, sweet fake chicken.

Nothing compares to this. NOTHING.
I've searched.

My lovely friend. I love her.

Spicy vegetarian noodle soup.

Accoutrements.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Thursday I wrote about tumultuous spring weather: warm one day and snowing the next. We had this exact weather yesterday. I woke up to blue skies and moderate temperatures and as the day progressed the sky grew darker, the winds picked up, and about 6:15 we had a full on SNOW STORM. Looking out of my window now, the sky is crisp blue and at least two inches of snow blanket the rooftops. It was wild. I joined some girlfriends for dinner last night, and one had dressed according to the morning's blue sky mildness in capris (aren't we all desperate for the winter/summer wardrobe change?). An invaluable lesson I'll share with you from my dad: never leave your house without a fleece.

It's the weekend and a perfect opportunity to make the following recipe. You can either make it for dessert and serve it with vanilla yogurt or ice cream, or serve it for brunch. I have done both, and both are delicious! (I found this site this morning trying to figure out how to pronounce it correctly -- great fun!) Anyway, a clafoutis is basically a custard. It's light, not overly sweet and you can add whatever fruit you enjoy. Cherries are the classic, but last time I made this I used fresh blueberries, which were equally as yummy. I love custards and I am not a huge fan of super sweet desserts or breakfasts so this is speaks to me -- loudly. Dad, this beats the heck out of the pear puffed pancake. You are going to LOVE it.

Give this clafoutis a test run this weekend, and then make it again next weekend for Easter brunch. I assure you, all of your guests will devour it. (Save yourself a slice or two so you don't miss out).

Frozen cherries -- cherry season beware!

Slightly heaping.
(very technical here at HK).

Fruit will move a bit when you pour in batter --
pour slowly.

Dust with powder sugar, granulated sugar or don't dust.
Lovely any way.

Cut into wedges and serve.

Clafoutis
3/4 cup + 2 tbs all purpose flour
1/2 cup sugar, slightly heaping
pinch of salt
3 eggs
6 tbs butter, melted
8 oz milk, be sure not to use skim
1 tsp vanilla or almond extract (almond goes GREAT with cherries)
2 cups fruit

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Generously grease an 11 inch tart pan. In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar and salt. Incorporate the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. When the batter is smooth, mix in the melted butter. Then, working SLOWLY, gradually add the milk, mixing well so no lumps develop. If needed, you may strain the batter through a fine sieve. (I would recommend this, as the smooth texture is essential to the dish -- only take a second).

Scatter fruit into the prepared pan and gently pour the batter over the fruit. Bake for about 20 minutes or until golden brown but firm on top. It may still be slightly wobbly in the center, a tester inserted in the middle should come out clean.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Hailey's taco bus

I promise there are no diatribes about food politics in this post. All I have for you tonight (at this late hour) are a few photos of street tacos I made last week. This meal was meant to be Irish-themed, but when I realized one of my friends joining me for dinner was allergic to potatoes -- how unfortunate for her since she resides in the potato state -- I decided I needed to make some adjustments.

If my spring has been anything like your spring, we've had beautiful, sunny days in the sixties followed by hateful days of pelting snow and hail, as we did today. Needless to say, I have been hungry for meals that remind me of summer.

Case in point: street tacos. These little guys can be made with fish, shrimp, beef, pork, chicken, tofu, beans, whatever flavor tickles your fancy. I was feeding carnivores so I chose beef and chicken. These tacos are fresh and light, but the best part for me is the marinade. The lime greets your taste buds in the most sunny and refreshing way. I am really remiss that I do not have a photo of a complete taco for you, because as soon as we started loading up our tortillas with the accoutrements, I couldn't be bothered with photography.

This is perfect party food! Build a taco bar for your guests -- takes the stress off of you and gets your friends involved in the process. Plus, you can grill/prepare the meat before your guests arrive -- stick it in the oven to stay warm and slice just before you eat. No fuss!

Try these, you'll like them. A lot.

I love afternoon light.
How I wish I could cook/photograph everyday at 3:00 p.m.

Marinade includes: juice from 2 limes, 1/3 cup olive oil, 2 tbs cilantro, 2 tbs Italian parsley, zest from half of one lemon, 3 minced garlic cloves, 1 tsp kosher salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper, 1/2 tsp red chili flakes, 1/2 tsp cumin. Marinate meat at least 30 minutes or overnight in refrigerator.

Pollo y carne asada.

Someone needs to invent a scratch and sniff
computer screen application.

Toppings: minced onion, cilantro, radish, avocado, tomato, lime.
Serve on corn or flour mini-sized tortillas.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Beware: soapbox ahead.

I am coming out of a timeout. I had to put myself in the corner to cool off. I watched Food Inc. on Sunday night followed by Jamie Oliver's new program on ABC called Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution last evening. My viewing of these two politically-charged programs back to back was entirely accidental. In fact, I was on hulu seeking one of my favorite smut sitcoms, which will remain unnamed, and I stumbled upon an ad for Jaime's show.

Not only do I love his cooking and think he's totally dreamy, but I was completely struck by his mission: to change the eating habits of Americans in the US's most unhealthy city. I can't recall the name, as I still get a little swept up in fury.

I realized I needed a time out when I got ridiculously keyed up on the phone with my mom at the IMPORTANCE OF THESE TWO PROGRAMS and how she and my dad HAD TO WATCH THEM. Sorry, mom, for my angst over an issue I know you totally support -- I was speaking, rather, barking to the choir.

I had to give myself time to digest the rhetoric and messages that had struck me, obviously quite profoundly, before I came here to Hail's Kitchen and preached to you all -- no one likes to be preached at, especially me. So I took a scalding hot bath (my brain seems to function more clearly wrinkled), and I reflected upon why these two shows upset me to the point of screeching at my lovely mom who just called to chat. Again, I am sorry, mom. xo

Growing up in Idaho among open space and fields of sugar beets, potatoes, beans, corn and many other commodities, I am quite familiar with what rural, agricultural America looks like. As a kid, my parents valued fresh food and slaved over the garden (they continue to do both today) to give us the pleasure of picking fresh fruit and vegetables barefoot in the convenience of our backyard. Eating raspberries off the vine is still one of my most treasured childhood memories. I realize not every person can relate to this fondness, and it bums me out. There is a scene in Jaime's show where a young boy doesn't recognize a tomato; he thinks it is a potato. That made me teary.


While I try to eat as healthfully and as locally as I can, who am I to suggest how you feed your family? I can, however, suggest you watch these two fine programs (as well as seek out myriad other fantastic resources available on the topic) and educate yourself on where your food comes from, how it arrives to your grocery store and eventually settles in your tummy.

I am only a girl who writes a blog about food. I am, though, passionate (perhaps a bit too much so) about the deterioration of our nation's health, and at least I have this blog as my platform to bitch. Being a health educator who sees the devastating effects of diabetes too often, I see how one's food choices have potentially detrimental consequences. I am constantly reminded that the temporary satisfaction and convenience of many of the foods available to us are killing us.


Believe me, I love cheeseburgers (or imitation cheese in my case) as much as the next gal, but HOLY SHIT! If we don't start having this conversation on a local level -- and probably make a lot of people uncomfortable in the meantime -- this situation is going implode.

Farmer's market season is right around the corner. Please, make friends with your local farmers. I know several, and they are wonderful people who want to FEED YOU! Take your kids on a field trip to see where tomatoes or potatoes are grown so they know one is grown above ground and one is grown underneath . . . in the dirt.


Sorry for the soapbox. Actually, I am not. Please, watch Food, Inc. Educate yourself. Attend one of my chronic disease classes. Losing your feet or your vision is a humbling consequence of being a noncompliant diabetic.

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Green beers and pirates? Only at Heather and Nick's

I have to apologize for my absence. Since completing the Shakespeare paper that took me far too long to write, I have had an aversion to my computer -- actually my arse has boycotted sitting in my computer chair. But I am back! And, I have a ton of great of stuff for you.

Let's begin with St. Patrick's Day, shall we?

Heather, the hostess with the mostess, and Nick willingly offered their house for dinner. The choice wasn't too difficult when it came down to it. Their house: dining room table. My apartment: knees. Hmm, tough choice.

We started the night off with green beer. I wanted to ensure a true emerald green color so I squeezed a couple of drops (or seven) of food coloring into the frosty beer stein Heather provided for me. There was no question of the color of the beer . . . or our teeth.

Allow Heather to demonstrate:

My stunning sister before the kelly green mouthwash.

FYI: she did give consent to post the following picture.

She had no clue how awesomely green she was.

Heather's green flare!

Somehow after dinner (and several beers) the canine pirates arrived. Weird. I think they were upset they didn't get any corned beef.





I hope you have had a great week and weekend. My Spring Break starts tomorrow, but I will be in a work training for the duration . . . at a Senior Center. Beat that Cancun! Yep, my life as a grad student/AmeriCorps volunteer oozes excitement.

I do, though, have some delectable recipes coming at you soon: street tacos and cherry clafoutis. That second item is a dessert/breakfast item -- I baked successfully, AGAIN! (insert Dr. Evil laugh here).

Until next time, amigos. XOH

Idaho russets.

I loathe peeling vegetables.
Little bastard jump out of the garbage can.

Napa cabbage:
delicate, tasty and worthy of your affection.


Steam until JUST wilted.

I may never make plain ol' mashed potatoes again.
Colcannon is incredible -- the onions brighten the mash up
and the cabbage adds a fabulous texture.

The corned beef is hiding underneath its veggie friends.



Colcannon
8 russet potatoes, peeled and cubed (adjust # depending on size)
1 head savoy or napa cabbage, sliced (avoid the end)
1 bunch green onions, sliced thinly
1/2 - 3/4 cup milk
3 tbs butter
salt and pepper to taste

Cook potatoes until tender. Meanwhile, steam cabbage until just tender. Drain and mash the potatoes as you would regular mashed potatoes adding the milk and butter. Season with salt and pepper. Fold in the steamed cabbage and green onions. Serve immediately.