Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Crying over spilled milk, sort of

I have bad news today.  What I am about to report is something I have feared for months, nay years.

My camera is dead.

Let's rewind to 2008.  This was a huge year for yours truly.  Called off a wedding, moved out of my house, left my dogs, started a new job, had heart surgery, sold my car and BOUGHT MY CAMERA.

Hail's Kitchen (or something like it) was on my wish list of things to do.  "Someday I'll have a camera, then I can start the blog."  I must have repeated that statement twelve thousand times.

I sold my little Hyundai to a couple who spoke no English -- we completed the entire transaction in the parking lot of Walmart in Spanish.  They bought the car sans driving it, because the wife said it was pretty.

Long story short, bought my beloved canon and started the blog.  If you bravely look back on the first few photos, we had a rough start.  I didn't grasp the concept of lighting.  I still don't really grasp this concept, but I at least appreciate it now three years later.

I guess the point of my pathetic diatribe is I have nothing to tantalize your taste-buds with this morning.  That's the thing with food blogs, a photo is truly worth a thousand words and right now all effort in word production should be dedicated to my thesis.

So if you are of the praying type, please say a prayer that the good folks at Canon will work their magic and restore my camera to all its previous glory.

Until then, here is a video that has nothing at all to do with food.  For a girl who is trying to learn to dance at thirty years old, I watched this video in complete awe.


Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Come on science!

If you could have one wish right this very moment what would it be?  Win the lottery?  Have the ability to fly or read minds?  Even better, the ability to teleport?  Guess what mine is this very second -- a CLONE!  I want a clone who would studiously read my homework, attend class and write my thesis.  My clone would free up my time so I could play outside in this glorious 72 degree weather. Because I have no clone, I am stuck inside attempting to write a chapter of my paper. 

I can hear you crying, too, because you're stuck at your desk.  Clones.  I am telling you, the world would be a happier, more productive planet if we had mirror images of ourselves to do all of our unwanted work.  Come on science!

Since you are stuck at your desk, here's something delightful to distract you.  FHE last night was less of an affair than last week.  My roommates had some gorgeous, wild Alaskan salmon that we grilled on cedar planks.  Thanks to my lovely neighbor and friend Ashley, we had the tastiest of tasty glazes for the fish: chipotle huckleberry. I will get the recipe for you straight away, as it was really something special.

We had a number of sad looking root vegetables in the fridge so I once again tricked the roommates into eating rutabagas and turnips.  We also sauteed some red cabbage and kale.  Without planning, we created quite the antioxidant-rich, purple meal.  

Try these mashed veggies.  You'll like them, and I'm certain if you had a clone, s/he would like them too.

I peeled the rutabagas and turnips and left the potato skins on.

Boil in salted water until tender. 
(The rutabagas take longer so you could put them in a few minutes 
before everything else).

Mash up and blend with 1/2 cup broth (vegetable, chicken or beef), 
2 tbs butter, 1 heaping tbs grainy mustard.  Season to taste with ground pepper.


Cedar planks soaking.

Deboning the salmon. Fish bones are about as pleasant as gun shot.

Wild and delicious.


Matt glazing.






Product placement was entirely accidental.  
You're welcome Deschutes. 

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Family home evening

A tradition has been established: Monday night family home evening.  This borrowed term describes the gathering of friends, the drinking of wine, and the only night I have to cook.  These shared meals are an antidote to the dreaded case of the Mondays.  

This week's meal was particularly fun because I employed the assistance of my roommate and my neighbor.  We also employed the assistance of Indian food queen Madhur Jaffrey for inspiration.  We perused the cookbook and the fridge choosing dishes that helped us clean out the bounty of vegetables from the past week's CSA shares.  

We chose seven dishes and two condiments.  Seven main course meals that required an enormous amount of slicing, dicing and blending.  The three of us, armed with numerous instruments of vegetable mutilation, managed to produce this feast in just two hours.  I kept asking the girls, "I am not sure if we have enough food."  I was sincerely concerned.  

Friends, we cooked the equivalent of an Indian Thanksgiving dinner.  We will be eating Indian food until I come home next Monday.  We had plenty of food.  

Here's the menu: carrots with dates and raisins, peas with tomatoes, creamed spinach, mung bean sprout salad, cauliflower and zucchini, corn and coconut milk, lentils with tomatoes, yogurt raita and cilantro chutney.  

After this meal, I am confident I can orchestrate just about any family eating event -- Thanksgiving, Christmas or Monday night family home evening.  

Excuse me while I heat up a plate of leftovers.  Until next week!


The bounty.  

I chopped three HEADS of garlic and six inches of ginger.
Thank you Pampered Chef.

Cilantro chutney lovingly assembled by my kitchen partners in crime. 








No dish, pan, plate or fork was left unscathed.

As a result, dessert required some creativity: 
butter knife, baby spoon, melon baller, serving spoon.

These two dishes seemed to be the favorites.  This corn is out of this world.  Please try it.  The peas, well, the peas will make your toes curl.  Just saying.

Corn with coconut milk
adapted from Madhur Jaffrey's Vegetarian Cooking
4 cups corn
1 large onion, sliced in rings
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 1/2 tsp cumin seeds
1/4 tsp ground tumeric
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp salt
1 tsp sugar
2 tbs vegetable oil
2 cans coconut milk

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

In a large oven-safe pan with a lid, combine corn and coconut milk.  Bring to a boil and then set aside.  In a separate pan, heat oil over medium heat.  Add the onions and cook until caramelized, stirring frequently -- about 10 minutes.  Remove and set aside.  Meanwhile, combine the garlic, cumin, tumeric, cayenne and 1/4 cup water in a small bowl.  Add this mixture to the same pan as the onions.  Fry for about a minute.  Add the onions, sugar and spice paste to the coconut and corn. Bring to a boil.  Cover and place in the oven.  Bake for 45 minutes.

Peas
also adapted from Madhur Jaffrey's Vegetarian Cooking
1 gigantic bag of frozen peas
1 large onion, roughly chopped
1 inch chunk of ginger, peeled and roughly chopped
3 large tomatoes, diced
1 tbs red chili flakes (or more if you like it spicier)
1 tbs ground coriander (I had coriander seeds and it was delicious)
1/4 tsp ground tumeric
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
2 tbs vegetable oil

Put the chopped onion and ginger along with 1/4 cup water in a food processor.  Blend until you have a smooth paste.  Heat the oil in a large pan.  Add the spices and stir until fragrant, then add the onion/ginger paste.  Cook until the paste begins to caramelize -- about 5 minutes.  Add the chopped tomatoes.  Fry for another 5 minutes.  Add the peas, salt and pepper and simmer for 10 minutes or until the peas are cooked through. 

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Craving fall

Hello all!  Guess what?  It is WEDNESDAY!  I think all weeks should start on Tuesday.  Just saying.

I hope you and yours enjoyed the weekend.  The weather here couldn't have been better; however, fall is in the air.  In fact, the leaves on the river have a yellow twinge to them.  As soon as the temperature drops below fifty degrees my stomach starts to growl for cold weather food. While I should be enjoying the bounty of summer, all I wanted yesterday was roast beef.  

The grocery store had all sorts of fun root vegetables: turnips, parsnips, rhutabagas.  This is a fun dish to trick finicky eaters into eating foodstuffs they would normally shy away from.  Since I don't have kids I get to trick my roommates.  

This recipe will look familiar.

Roast beast.