Fat and happy

I just finished uploading over 300 photos that were taken the past few days. One would think they would be of family. However, 90% of them were of food -- glorious, rich Thanksgiving goodness -- all of which will be posted for your enjoyment over the coming week.

I figured everyone is turkeyed-out so I would amuse you with a few of my favorite photos of my very groovy, entertaining family.

Here's my mom crushing breadcrumbs

with this bottle:

Muscle relaxants that read:

may cause drowsiness or dizziness.

I may have had the best Thanksgiving in history, as I

was given one of these little guys to cure a kink in my neck.

Let me tell you, I had no stress this Thanksgiving.

LIFE WAS GREAT.

This will be part of my Thanksgiving routine from now on.

Lovely table setting. Notice that squash in the middle?

It's not just a decoration -- it's full of cheesy goodness.

Recipe to come this week.

Not too shabby, eh? My dad claimed it was the best

Thanksgiving meal he's ever had.

I'm fairly certain he says that every year.

We did have two turkeys; one organic

brined, and one butterball covered in bacon.

Hard to say which was better. I do love me some bacon.

Insert Heather's face and this picture would be perfect.

The Honorable Dad with squash from the farm.

Uncle Bryan refusing his photo.

Who knew deboning a turkey could be so fun?

This was the first Thanksgiving I had spent with my family in a number of years, and I am so glad I was able to be with them. We created some tremendous memories. We have lots to be thankful for -- health, happiness and lots of love.

I have many wonderful things to post this week. I can't wait to share with you my great-grandmother's chestnut stuffing recipe and the fun my grandmother and I had making it. That perhaps was the highlight of the weekend for me -- the two of us elbow-deep in stuffing and turkey carcass. That Grandma Joyce is a pretty special lady. Nonetheless, I hope you and yours had a safe, enjoyable Thanksgiving.

It's the final push for the semester -- two papers and two presentations, and I am done! Happy day.

Best night of the week

This past summer a tradition was started. This tradition involves a couple of fairly simple yet fundamental elements: watching So You Think You Can Dance and eating baked potatoes.

I've mentioned my television addiction, namely to a network that begins with the word FOOD, but my dear friends Bri and Luke introduced me to one of the best shows on tv -- So You Think You Can Dance or SYTYCD because my fingers are cold.

I've been a fan of Dancing with Stars (DWTS) for a number of seasons, but I am going to be brazen and say that SYTYCD is better. It's close, but SYTYCD has brought me to tears and DWTS has not. Tonight is like the Grand Prix of dance shows; it's the season finale of DWTS and just a regular episode of SYTYCD. Watching SYTYCD is like eating truffles. I LOVE this show.

I am not sure how the baked potato tradition started. Not that I need to plug the potato but, A: they are delicious and nutritious. B: they are very inexpensive. C: chili, cheese, sour cream. Need I say more? Also, it's the one night of the week when I don't have to think about what I'm going to prepare for dinner.

Heather and I fix our respective taters and plunk ourselves in front of the tele to enjoy Cat Deeley's charm and the brilliance that these dancers bring to our living room each Tuesday night. It's a tradition that I highly recommend!

A vegetarian exception

As soon as I finished the last post, google's wizards wiggled their noses and fixed my photo upload function. As promised, here is the beef short rib recipe. This is the quintessential Sunday meal. It takes a few hours to stew away on your stovetop; it fills your home with the aroma of what I imagine Heaven to smell like it; it can be served on pasta or polenta or potatoes; it makes the BEST leftovers. You can see from my notes, this recipe is well-loved. For those of you who don't eat meat, this dish should be your exception.

I served this with parmesan and a gremolata,

which is chopped parsley, lemon zest and garlic.

Beef short ribs

adapted from the lovely Giada De Laurentiis

2 lbs beef short ribs

1/2 cup pancetta (I used bacon), rough chopped

1 onion, quartered

2 carrots, quartered

2 cloves garlic

1/2 cup Italian parsley

1 28 oz can crushed tomatoes (Giada calls for 14 oz, but I like it saucier)

1 tbs tomato paste

2.5 cups beef broth

1 cup red wine

1/4 cup flour

1 tsp dried thyme

1/2 tsp dried oregano

1 bay leaf

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Blend the onion, carrot, garlic and parsley in a food processor. In a large stockpot, cook the bacon until crispy over medium high heat. Remove and set aside. Meanwhile, dredge the ribs in the flour and salt and pepper. Brown the ribs on all sides in the bacon grease. Add the vegetable mixture, spices, crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, bacon, broth and wine. Reduce heat and allow to simmer covered for an hour and half. Remove lid and simmer another hour and half. Before service, shred the ribs and remove the bay leaf. Serve immediately.

Little victory

So I've been trying to post a most delectable short rib recipe for the past hour now, but google seems to be having some technical issue with their photo uploading function. I could get all disgruntled and huffy, but I am choosing to take a few deep breaths and distract with you my ramblings until google's wizards can fix my internal error. Mouth-watering, oh so tender, beef short ribs will follow soon. I hope.

The past 18 months or so have been an interesting ride for me. I basically took the puzzle pieces of my life, threw them up in the air and took a big step back to see where they would all land. Fortunately, most of the pieces landed softly, cradled by the awesome, loving people who envelope me.

Well, I reached a personal fitness/weight-loss goal today that I set for myself several months ago. As I left the gym, I realized I've lost way more than a few extra pounds. I've shed an enormous amount of shit that's been really heavy and hard to carry around. One of my favorite people transformed her body by losing almost fifty pounds, and she realized that the weight was equivalent to carrying around a bag of dog food. Imagine what that feels like! Granted my little milestone was nowhere near fifty pounds, but I feel like I've molted more than a few kibbles of Purina. I've shed a lot of guilt and resentment, which are two things you don't ask Santa to bring you for Christmas.

It's amazing what time (and lots of trail running) does for self-reflection. It's almost like someone removed a pair of beer goggles. I like the clarity.

Chilled to the bone

I am cold. C.O.L.D. Cold. I've been chilled since I went to bed last night and have not been able to warm up. My baby sister turned me on to these amazing fleece sheets that make one's bed like a cocoon of coziness, but even their warm embrace left me feeling nippy.

My job has yet to kick into high gear so I had the morning off to attack the leaves that seem to endlessly appear in the yard. It's as if I finish raking and bagging one half of the yard, turn my back and the trees giggle, give me the middle finger and drop another bag's worth of leaves. I called a tree an asshole this morning.

Despite raking and bagging and swearing at trees, I was still cold. I brewed another pot of coffee, yes that was two this morning, and headed to work on some homework. Being the queen of distraction, I decided it was paramount that I move pictures from my computer to my external hard-drive rather than work on homework, and I stumbled upon my family's trip to Southern California this summer. Sunny, Southern California.

I would give just about anything to transport back to that beach right now, surrounded by my favorite women -- my mom and sisters, listening to the ocean crash (actually we listened to this woman bitch to her bank about an overdraft charge for what seemed liked hours, but that skews the image I'm going for). We had a Dora the Explorer boogie board that was the envy of the entire beach. We saw dolphins. We napped with our toes tucked in the sand. We were sun-kissed. And, you know what? We were warm. Toasty warm.

I returned from class with fingernails still tinged purple and decided it was time to end this nonsense. I had planned on making the following recipe for dinner, but desperate times call for desperate measures: SPICY CURRY NOODLE SOUP. Yeah, you did just read noodles again. I'm sorry. I love them. I wish I could describe how amazing this soup smells. The curry and lemongrass are so fragrant and wonderful. If there is a reason to make this soup, it's solely to smell it. It is heavenly. It doesn't taste half bad either. Am I still cold? As soon as I finish this post, I'm going to sit in the hot tub.

Spicy curry noodle soup with chicken and sweet potatoes

adapted from bon appetit

1 package rice stick noodles

3/4 lb chicken breasts, thinly sliced

3 tbs shallots, chopped

3 cloves garlic, chopped

2 tbs lemongrass, minced (tough outer leaves and ends discarded)

2 tbs ginger, peeled and minced

3 cups snow peas, trimmed

2 cups sweet potato, peeled and cubed

3-4 green onions, sliced

1/2 cup cilantro, chopped

1 lime, cut into wedges

2 tbs yellow curry paste (I could not find this ANYWHERE! I just doubled the curry powder)

2 tbs curry powder

1 tsp chili paste, like sriracha

2.4 tbs fish sauce

2 tsps sugar

2 14 oz cans coconut milk

5 cups chicken broth

2 tbs canola oil (not olive oil)

Optional: thai chiles, thinly sliced (I'm afraid so I left them out)

Heat oil in a heavy saucepan over medium heat. Add shallots, garlic, lemongrass and ginger. Saute until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Reduce heat to low. Stir in curry paste, curry powder and chili paste. Ad 1/2 cup of the coconut milk (scooped from the thick liquid at the top of the can). Stir until thick and fragrant, about another two minutes. Add remaining coconut milk, broth, fish sauce, sugar and bring to boil. Add sliced chicken and allow to cook through.

In the meantime, cook snow peas in a pot of boiling salted water until bright green, only about 20 seconds. Remove and rinse until cold water. Set aside. In the same pot add the sweet potatoes and cook until tender, about 7 minutes. Remove and repeat the same process as the peas. Bring water back to a boil and add the noodles. Cook until just tender, about five minutes. Drain and rinse under cold water.

Cut noodles with a scissor if they are too long and place in bowls. Divide the peas and potatoes among the bowls, and ladle the hot broth over the noodles and vegetables. Top with green onions, cilantro and garnish with lime wedges. Serve immediately.

Oodles and oodles of noodles

Can you tell what we've been hungry for in this house? It's funny because I went into cozy food overload for about a month cooking almost exclusively in the crock-pot, now I've gone the extreme opposite preparing almost no-cook meals. Heather actually just requested stew last night so I suppose it's time for some comfort food once again.

This is very similar to the recipe I posted a few days ago. I still had a majority of the veggies left in the fridge, but I supplemented with a red pepper, purple cabbage and snuck in some mint much to Heather's chagrin. It also has a different sauce -- similar, but different! According to the recipe, the carrots and cabbage in this dish have 126% of one's daily vitamin A needs. Your sparkly eyes can thank me later.

Thai noodle salad

adapted from SELF

1 package rice noodles

2 cups cabbage, shredded

1 carrot, julienned

1/2 cucumber, julienned

1 red bell pepper, cored, seeded and cut into strips

3-4 green onions, chopped

1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped (I used cilantro)

1/4 cup fresh mint, chopped

1/4 cup fresh lime juice

1/4 cup seasoned rice vinegar

3 tbsp sugar

4 tsp fish sauce

1/4 tsp sriracha

1 tbsp peanut oil

Cook noodles according to package. Place cabbage in a colander and drain noodles over cabbage, rinse with cold water. Drain again. Toss cabbage and noodles in a large bowl with carrots, cucumber, pepper and green onions. Whisk basil, mint, lime juice, vinegar, sugar, fish sauce, sriracha and oil in another bowl. Drizzle dressing over noodle mixture, toss and serve.

A smile from ear to ear

It's a funny thing writing a blog. I started this project mainly as a selfish venture to keep track of my recipes, as I am notorious for cooking something fabulous once and never repeating it. Partially, too, it was a method for my loved ones to finally track down the recipes I'd promised to write down for them 137 times to no avail.

Then Hail's Kitchen took a little hiatus, actually about a year hiatus, but who's counting? Since recommitting myself to this love affair with all things food, it has taken some adjusting. My camera is now a staple item along with the coffee pot in the kitchen. Heather no longer waits patiently for me to snap a few (or thirty) photos of our meals before she dives in. I finally realized that the majority of my cooking needs to take place in daylight hours because as you can see, my nighttime photos are more than a little lackluster. That has been the hardest part for me.

When I started posting, it felt like I was writing to no one; to this nebulous audience . . . the INTERNET. Then a few people started commenting here and on my facebook page alerting me to their participation in the process, which I'll admit felt like such a one-sided deal. Really, you like my blog? Cool!

Then I began branching out to this amazing food community that exists online. Sites like Tastespotting and foodgawker, which I always admired from a far because no way is my food/photography/writing on par with these other culinarians. I manage a photo here and there, but those folks are PARTICULAR.

Then I found Tasty Kitchen. Those of you who know me, know that I have a girl crush on the Pioneer Woman. I don't need to tout her awesomeness, just pop over to her site and see for yourself. The woman is amazing. Well, Tasty Kitchen is her version of Tastespotting and Foodgawker for normal folks -- like me! It's approachable and bright and cheery, just like Ree herself. (I talk as if I know the woman, but after you read someone's blog long enough you really do feel like you're friends).

So this morning I see an unusual amount of traffic on my site. Hmmm? After a little research as to the sudden onslaught, I discover that I am Tasty Kitchen's featured member. Really, me, Hail's Kitchen?! I immediately pick up the phone to call my biggest fan, my mom, who is equally as excited, and we freak out about the reality that PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ MY BLOG.

All I can say is thank you. Thank you for visiting, even though I still feel like you, readers, are nebulous little creatures who occasionally leave me feedback. I am flattered and humbled and grateful and very excited that perhaps I'll make some new friends from this venture.

This afternoon I made the meal I requested for nearly every birthday dinner as child: cabbage rolls. They take some prep work -- coring the cabbage and then blanching it -- but it is worth all of the grunting and near hand amputating and hot water scalding. I know I say it often, but I really could die happy after this meal. Despite all the spicing up and tweaking of this recipe, my cabbage rolls never seem to taste as good as my mom's. I suppose that's the nature of one's mother's cooking -- hers is always the best.

I used turkey instead of beef to make

the rolls a bit leaner.

Commence grunting in three, two, one . . .

This really is the hardest part -- attempting

to get these buggers out soft and still intact.

Wrapped up and ready for

dinner later this week.

I'm a working gal now!

Cabbage rolls

2 pounds ground beef or turkey

1 head cabbage, cored and blanched

1 cup instant rice

1 package onion soup mix

1 28 oz can tomato sauce

1 tsp garlic salt

s/p

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine the meat, rice, onion soup, garlic salt and about a cup of the tomato sauce. Mix well. Place about 1/4 cup of the meat mixture on a blanched cabbage leaf and roll up, tucking in the edges. Repeat until the meat mixture is gone. Pour remaining sauce over the rolls. Season with salt and pepper. Bake covered for two hours. My mom ALWAYS served this with cottage cheese. The meal is not complete without it.

A hankering

There are a few foods in this world that I physically crave. I know there are folks out there who can relate to what I'm talking about. I get cravings that permeate my entire being -- mind, body and soul. I will obsess about that specific food item until I get it, or as of late, since I'm in a town devoid of any noteworthy ethnic restaurants (Allow me to amend this statement: there is an Indian/Nepalese restaurant and a Greek restaurant that I have to yet to adequately explore. Coming from a city that had more ethnic restaurants than I can count, my taste buds feel a little foresaken here), I attempt to make said item myself.

These irrational cravings have lead to a number of disasters over the years. I've swapped baking powder and soda too many times to count, which always leads to really horrendous scones. I overcooked a REALLY expensive cut of beef in attempt to remake a certain celebrity chef's beef wellington. That one hurt. I have destroyed perfectly good raw fish while attempting to morph it into sushi. I even once tried to make a tie-died birthday cake for a loved one, which took HOURS, and it ended up looking like a rainbow threw up in my cake pan and then swirled it. I won't post the picture for fear that it will burn your corneas.

Another noteworthy failure of even further epic proportions was my attempt at homemade mochi. I discovered mochi, which is a Japanese dessert that's made of gluttonous rice flour, at a sushi restaurant in SLC that I can't even type the name of because it evokes a lump in the back of my throat. How I miss you. Sniff, sniff. Anyway, I tried to make my own. HA!!! Rice flour may be the stickiest product on this green Earth, less a few other items. Specifically one that rhymes with squat.

I was covered in ooey, gooey, violet-dyed rice flour, as were my dogs and my kitchen. It was horrendous. Have you ever seen a siberian husky attempt to lick something off of themself? To say they are OCD would be a grave understatement. I am fairly certain both of their tongues were raw after attempting to remove the gluttonous goo from their bodies. Sorry for not having pictures. No mochi was produced; just a hell of a lot of mess and a very defeated Hailey.

My point is this: I am willing to do whatever it takes when one of these mad cravings come on. Fortunately for everyone involved in the latest craving -- me, Heather, the kitchen, the dog and your corneas, dear readers -- no one was harmed in the making of the following dish.

I hanker for Asian noodles. Yes, I just used the word hanker as a verb. That's how much I love Asian noodles . . . I hanker for them. You will too after you try these. Use whatever veggies you like or hanker for :)

Fresh Asian noodles

adapted from Donna Hay

1 package bean thread noodles

1 carrot, finely sliced

1 cucumber, finely sliced

3-4 green onions, finely sliced

1-2 cups cabbage, finely sliced

1 cup cilantro

1/2 cup peanuts

sauce:

2 tbs sweet chili sauce

2 tbs fish sauce

juice of 1 lime

Cook noodles according to package. Combine sauce ingredients, stir well. Assemble noodle salads with desired vegetables. Pour sauce over and serve.

*You could also serve this with chicken, tofu, shrimp. Mix up the vegetables you use -- bean sprouts, mint, red pepper.

Sundays have always been a day reserved for chores around the house: laundry, yard work, bathrooms, floors. Yesterday I spent my morning cleaning out flower beds and raking leaves in preparation for winter's arrival. Berkley and Benny incessantly romped in my leaf piles requiring my project to take twice as long as it should have, but the skies were blue and the wind was not blowing. Here in Eastern Idaho, that is nothing short of a miracle. Poor Heather was laid up with a migraine -- the curse of our clan. Beyond that, it was a near perfect morning.

After more chores and some time spent on homework, we made our Sunday pilgrimage to Winco. A brief description of Winco for those who are unaware of the store's awesomeness and at the same time horrificness (yes, I made that up). Winco is kind of like Walmart in the sense that it brings out all walks of life -- the young, the old, the rich, the poor, those missing teeth, those missing brain cells, those lacking birth control, those lacking fashion sense.

I am not ashamed to admit that I am totally broke and need to shop at a store that caters to a low socio-economic group. Thank you, Winco. Not only do you help me with my food costs, but visiting your store is kind of like going to the fair -- you bring out all the crazies and you give out samples!

Along with the risotto that I served the other night, I made the WORLD'S BEST roasted chicken. I put that in all caps to emphasize that fact that this chicken really is the WORLD'S BEST. I give food a lot of hype on this site, but people, seriously, this is out of this world. The best part is that it requires only THREE ingredients: chicken, salt and thyme. Done. I can't take credit for this crisp skin, mouth-watering chicken recipe, as it hails from the one and only Thomas Keller. I make this chicken a couple times a month, as it is so simple and whole chickens are so inexpensive. Plus, as you'll see, you can use one chicken for multiple meals.

There are so many fun things you can do with a chicken carcass. (I just had to pause, reread that sentence and laugh out loud.) The following recipe is a family favorite that my mom made when I was a kid. The smells last night transported me back to her kitchen. She used to have this soup waiting for us when we returned home from ski trips. This soup is so aromatic and flavorful. We served it over basmati rice with a bit of sour cream on top, which I will forever repeat. It was fabulous. You could certainly omit the chicken and use vegetable stock, too, as it would make a lovely vegetarian dish.

If you ever come to visit me, I'll take you on a field trip to Winco. One of the many entertaining aspects of my new life :)

Chicken carcass ready for its transformation into broth.

8 cups of water, celery, carrot, onion, garlic, bay leaf.

Allow to cook down for 30-45 minutes, strain:

best chicken broth this side of the Mississippi.

Heather's a much better assistant than Berkley.

My mom gave me this recipe book when

I went away to college, the first time :)

Like I said, only the finest. Royal rice.

Indian-style potato spinach soup with chicken

2 cups cooked chicken, diced

1 large onion, diced

2 cloves garlic, minced

2 cups potatoes, cubed

1 10 oz package frozen spinach, thawed and chopped (or in my case, 1 bag fresh spinach, chopped)

1 can diced tomatoes, including juice

6 cups chicken broth

2 tbs curry powder

2 tsp ground coriander

1/2 tsp ground cardamom

1/2 tsp caraway seeds

2 tsp canola oil

s/p

In a large stockpot, heat oil over medium-high heat. Cook onions, garlic, chicken and caraway seeds until onions are translucent, about 3 minutes. Stir in curry, coriander and cardamom. Cook, stirring constantly, about a minute more.

Stir in broth and potatoes. Bring broth to a boil. Reduce heat to simmer. Cook until potatoes are tender. Add spinach to pot along with the tomatoes. Simmer about five more minutes to allow the flavors to combine. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve immediately.

Good for what ails ya

The past few weekends have been full of fun. Our youngest sister came to visit Friday night, which lead to another night out on the town. My sisters are both tall, blond goddesses who attract men like flame attracts moths. It's pretty fun to sit back and watch.

Saturday morning offered a perfect opportunity for me to make a hearty, hollandaise-laden breakfast. We had butternut squash risotto a few nights ago for dinner, and I was laying in bed the other night unable to sleep wondering what to do with the leftovers (I think about food entirely too much). In popped the following recipe. For Mother's Day this year I made a salmon cake benedict that may have been the best breakfast known to man -- this is a close second.

Heather and I opted for a chill evening at home on Saturday, and I am so glad we did. I was able to take the love birds out for a great walk and as you can see, they didn't have a bit of fun.

Smiling happy Benny.

Super Berkley.

I missed these Idaho skies.

These tend to be a bitch to peel.

I nearly sliced off my hand. BE CAREFUL!

You can't make leftovers look sexy.

Sweet potato hash wasn't half bad.

Eggs benedict, risotto-style

leftover risotto (butternut squash recipe to follow)

2 tbs sour cream

1 cup breadcrumbs, preferably panko

1 package hollandaise sauce (I reserve ever right to use packaged hollandaise!)

poached eggs

paprika for garnish

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Spray a cookie sheet with pam. Stir sour cream into leftover risotto. This brightens up the rice and enable the breadcrumbs to stick. With an ice cream scoop or 1/4 cup measuring cup, scoop out the risotto and form into patties. Dredge in the breadcrumbs and place on the cookie sheet. Bake 20-30 minutes or until golden; flip halfway through to crisp both sides.

Meanwhile, cook hollandaise according to package. Resist the urge to eat with a spoon. Prepare eggs. (I am no help with poaching. By the grace of God I managed to get three intact eggs).

Place two risotto cakes with with an egg(s) on top and spoon over the hollandaise sauce. Sprinkle some paprika for additional flare.

Butternut squash risotto

adapted from Art Smith's Back to the Table

1 butternut squash, peeled, seeded and cubed

2 shallots chopped

2 cloves garlic, minced

2 cups arborio rice

6 cups chicken stock

1 cup dry white wine

2 tbs unsalted butter

1/2 cup parmesan cheese, more for garnish

2 tbs fresh sage, chopped (I used chives to mix it up this time, but the sage is lovely)

2 tbs olive oil

s/p

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Spread the squash on a baking dish and toss with one tbs olive oil and salt and pepper. Bake until tender, about 35 minutes. Remove from the oven and set aside.

Bring the broth to a boil in a large saucepan and keep warm. Meanwhile, melt butter and the remaining olive oil in a large stockpot. Add the shallots and garlic and saute until translucent, about 2 minutes. Add the rice and cook, stirring often, until it turns opaque. Again, about another 2 minutes. Be careful not to brown. Add the wine and cook until nearly evaporated.

Gradually incorporate the heated broth to the rice, 1 cup at a time. Cook, stirring almost constantly, until the rice absorbs the broth. Stir in another cup of broth and repeat this process until you use all of the broth and the rice is tender, about twenty minutes. If your run out of broth and the rice isn't tender, use hot water. Add the squash and cook until heated through, about 1 minute. Remove from the heat and stir in the cheese and sage. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve immediately.

My sisters love this risotto. I promise, if you make it for your family they will love it, too. Be forewarned, they will ask you to make it all the time!